The Cookie Recipe
A woman is eating at a restaurant. She likes the cookies and asks for the recipe. The waitress says she can buy it for “two fifty”. The woman pays with a credit card. When her credit card bill comes, there’s a charge of $250 for the recipe. The woman is angry and gives the recipe to everyone she knows, so the restaurant can’t charge for it anymore.
Ants in the Brain
A boy goes to sleep with candy in his mouth. Ants crawl into his mouth to get the candy. Somehow, they reach his brain. Soon, he gets sick. A doctor X-rays him and finds the ants. But they can’t be taken out because they’re moving around.
The 45-kilo Cat
A man finds two stray cats living at the place he works – a nuclear power plant in Ontario. He takes them home. The cats have kittens together. One kitten, Snowball, just keeps growing. He now weighs 45 kilos and is as big as a dog. A photo of him with his owner is on the Internet. 
The Stolen Kidney
While traveling, a man goes to an apartment with a woman he’s met. They drink and use drugs. The man wakes up in a bathtub full of ice. There are stitches in his back. His kidney has been stolen and sold.
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